January 2010
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I Shouldn't But I Am
So nothing really happend i went to school with new classes and senior year is a little over half over. CRAZY!!!! I’m not an adult. I shouldnt be graduating in 89 days. I shouldnt be going to college in september. This shouldn’t be my last summer as a kid. I shouldn’t be turning 18 in may. I don’t want to leave dover high. I shouldn’t like dover high because everyone...
Tonight At Work
I had a customer whose name was whatever but its not really important. but anyway his credit card said : whatever his first name was whatever his last name was and 4th not IV but 4th hahahah i couldnt believe it. so thankful that cassie and shirley were there to help me pass the time by talking about music the whole night. David Draper 4th ahhahahhaha
“Katie: “Can I have this?”
David: “What is it?”
Katie:...”
– My car
PLAID →
Yeah this is me on fuckyeahplaid!!!!! :D :D :D
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Guido's Bar and Grille →
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People I Want to Put in My Pocket
Snooki
Moleford
baby Amanda
Nancy mom
Meagan Bourque
You!
Jersey Shore You Will Be Missed By Many
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Guido in the KTP
I had a customer come in to the KTP today and he was a Guido. Gel. Tan. Sunglasses. American/Italian Flag pin. And to top it all off he was returning a wait for it…. wait for it… TASER. That’s right like a legit TASER. We normally aren’t supposed to return tasers so i went to the manager and asked if i could return it. he said no. so i walked over to the Guido and told him...
fuckyeahjerseyshore:
-ryan:charmyourwayout:
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I went to college but i can still fist pump like a...
courple:
corpsefucker:
a day to beat all days
Substitutes in 2 of my classes. ping pong in gym. DANCE PARTY in culinary! Then i had to work 5-9… it was alright though all because of this:
so at the KTP there is a fudge counter and we sell freshly roasted cinnamon glazed nuts (almonds, pecans, and cashews) i went to the fudge counter to cover someones break and thats when it started heres the events that took place in chronological...
Celebrities With SNOOKI'S HAIR →
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“I totally devoured that popsicle.”
– Cait Steward
Looks Like Kevin Ferri
Katie Demers and I were walking through the mall today and we looked at the photo booth and just couldn’t understand why they chose to use the little girls that they did to advertise the photo booth. REALLY!? We discussed how they aren’ even cute and at the same time we looked at each other and said…”Yeah and one of them looks like Kevin Ferri with cornrows.”
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What is Up!
American Idol lost Paula Abdul and gained Ellen Degeneras. Now it’s Simon Cowell’s last season. How long can this show last without them? my guess is not very long…
Not Your Run Of The Mill Block Party
The other night i had a dream that i was at my best friend Katie’s house and we were going out to party in her street, i guess you could call it a block party of sorts. This wasnt just any old block party though… it was straight out of Jersey Shore.. Snookie, Ronnie, JWOWW, Sammi, Pauly D, Vinny, and The Situation were all there fist pumping like champs. Before we left Katie’s...
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“I came home when they were putting in the lobsters, i was like yo, are those...”
– Snookie
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“If hatin’ is yah occupation… I think I got a full time job for you.”
– Mike “The Situation”
“I saw Clara outside the principal’s office on a piece of paper used to...”
– David Draper spoken to Cait Steward (Ca Ca Steezy)
I hate paying for things.
went to school. had to make some seafood shit sauce in culinary. disgusting. anything that involves clam base is just gross. went to the bank to deposit $71 to pay my cell phone bill. dropped my car off to get fixed finally! i just wish i didn’t have to pay for it. wouldn’t that be nice? now I’m sitting in my dads office tumbling or is it tumblring? that’s a good question....
Baby Names.
so at work today we were looking through the newspaper and we found a section that was crawling with babies… most of which had weird names… the weirdest name of all had to have been Maximus George. Seriously?! Maximus? that poor poor kid. what happened to names like David? Just wondering.
Just another day.
so i worked 11-6 today for my last sunday in a while. they’re doing budget cuts because thats what they do in the world of retail after christmas. so now rather than working 11-6 (6.5 hours) i’ll be working 11-3 WTF seriously 4 hours? COME ON! they also let someone that i really enjoyed working with go today was her last day. she is a very hard worker and has been workign at the KTP...
We were coloring tonight.
So remember that time when all three of us went to walmart and bought giant coloring books and just sat and colored for hours? well we colored again tonight. with moleford. it was fun but it wasnt the same. and according to you it will never be the same. and thats really too bad. i miss the three of us spending time together but apparently you have other people… better people. it depresses...
Work 9-5 How exciting
just another day today that made me hate the general public even more… such stupidity.
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Recipe For A Guido
So girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice.
Boys are made of snakes, snails, and puppy dog tails.
So… What are Guidos made of?
Apparently its something known as GTL… that would be Gym, Tan, and Laundry.
Thought you would like to know.
The Movies 1/8/10
so tonight i went to the movies to see Daybreakers with my best friend Katie and her boyfriend Corey. The movie was so good. It was hilarious and annoying because the girl sitting behind me felt the need to ask the movie questions such as “What are you doing? You’re not gonna bring a weapon?” So i felt the need to turn around and tell her to SHUT UP. to that she responds…...
Film Studies Class. 1/8
so uh how do i go from researching Robin Williams to my whole blog being filled with jersey shore posts. Time well spent.
“And I understand where she’s coming from, because I just got punched in the face...”
– Snooki, Jersey Shore (via relampago)