February 2012
mikedurstewitzsodmg:
Next time someone sneezes, glare at them and coldly say “Don’t let it happen again”
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So today I found out that my cat that I’ve had for 6 years has literally lost his mind. My mom told me that he was laying with her this morning and then he got down and started sniffing around and all of the sudden he started howling and went after my other cat. My mom went to stop him and he turned on her and ended up sending my mom to the hospital and caused her to need an antibiotic....
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Do with this what you will:
http://livefreeordavid.tumblr.com/ask
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One of the best feelings in the world:
So I was walking around in the rain today and my shoes, feet, and socks were soaked. Then I came back to my room and I put on nice dry socks. And that my friends is one of the best feelings in the world.
Dry socks on cold, wet feet.
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If anyone wants to talk I’ll be up until 4:00 AM sitting at a desk getting paid $7.85 to check drunk ass bitties’ IDs.
http://livefreeordavid.tumblr.com/ask
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“Oh the irony of winning “Most Pretentious Album Ever” from none other than NME....”
– Lady Gaga (via allyouladiespopyopussylikedis)
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JUST ANNOUNCED: JKR TO WRITE A NEW NOVEL! →
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